{"product_id":"witch-armchair-martini-dark-portrait-canvas","title":"Witch Armchair Martini Dark Portrait Canvas Art","description":"\u003ch3\u003eShe Is Not Receiving Visitors. She Is Receiving This Drink.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA witch in a wide-brimmed hat sits in a deep armchair, one hand on the stem of a martini glass, the candlelight doing exactly what it is told. The painting has the composition and darkness of an old master portrait and the complete absence of any obligation to explain itself. She has been sitting there for some time. She intends to continue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOld master portrait, entirely on her terms\u003c\/strong\u003e — the lighting, the shadow, the formal seated posture; all the elements of a serious commission, given to a subject who finds the whole thing faintly amusing and has a martini about it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeep umber, warm gold, absolute black\u003c\/strong\u003e — a palette of complete authority; it works in any room that prefers atmosphere to brightness and understands the difference between the two\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat is non-negotiable\u003c\/strong\u003e — wide-brimmed, perfectly placed, doing exactly the structural work a hat of that size should do in a portrait of this kind; remove it and the whole painting changes; it stays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHD archival printing on artist-grade canvas\u003c\/strong\u003e — vivid, fade-resistant clarity on every print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNatural wood frame available\u003c\/strong\u003e — ready to hang out of the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade \u0026amp; shipped in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed on demand, crafted with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9 sizes available\u003c\/strong\u003e — from 8x12\" accent to 34x51\" statement piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiving rooms, studies, and reading corners that want a portrait with genuine presence and the dry authority of someone who has earned the right to sit exactly like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift for the woman who has a favorite chair, a preferred drink, and no interest in being interrupted while she is in either\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"She had not moved in some time. 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