Fair Warning Has Been Given. The Dog You Knew About. The Cat Is a Whole Other Situation.

Split into two unforgettable panels, this canvas tells the complete story of life in a pet household. The top half: bold red ground, a commanding German Shepherd silhouette, and the timeless warning — Beware of the Dog. The bottom half: a cream-weathered background, a black cat sitting in the particular way black cats sit when they know something you don't, and the essential follow-up — The Cat Is Shady As Hell Too... Distressed. Vintage. Absolutely accurate. This is the most honest piece of home décor ever printed on canvas.

Why You'll Love It

🐕 The Dog Warning — Bold white block lettering on a deep, aged red ground. A German Shepherd silhouette in full alert stance. Classic. Commanding. Immediately convincing.
🐈⬛ The Cat Disclaimer — The cream panel below delivers the real punchline. A black cat stares back with full knowledge of its own shadiness and zero intention of changing.
🧰 Distressed Vintage Sign Aesthetic — Weathered textures, aged edges, and that authentic worn-metal quality that looks like it's been on the wall of a great American home for decades. (It hasn't. But it will be.)
🖼️ Gallery-Quality Canvas Print — Premium fade-resistant inks on fine canvas, delivering the distressed charm without any actual deterioration. The humor ages well. The print does too.
🔲 Sleek Black Frame Option — Arrives ready to hang. The animals are already waiting.

Perfect For

Entryways, Front Doors & Mudrooms — The most accurate welcome sign a pet household has ever displayed. Guests will laugh. They will also take it seriously. Both responses are correct.
Man Caves, Garages & Game Rooms — Vintage sign aesthetic meets sharp humor — a natural fit for any laid-back, personality-packed American space.
Living Rooms & Eclectic Interiors — The two-panel layout and bold color contrast make this a strong visual anchor for any gallery wall or standalone statement spot.
Gifts for Dog & Cat Owners — For anyone who has ever lived with both species and survived. They will appreciate being seen.
Farmhouse & Rustic Home Décor — The distressed, aged aesthetic pairs beautifully with exposed wood, industrial accents, and any interior with a sense of humor.

Product Details

Feature	Details
Style	Vintage Warning Sign / Retro Americana / Dark Humor Illustration
Palette	Aged Red, Cream, Deep Black
Frame Option	Black wood frame (ready to hang) or Stretched Canvas
Print Quality	Premium fade-resistant canvas
Orientation	Portrait
Ships	Fast US shipping, securely packaged

You have been warned. Both of them have been warned. None of this was negotiated with either party.

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FAQ's

We offer a variety of sizes to help you find the perfect fit for your home. Smaller pieces are ideal for gallery walls and cozy corners, while larger artworks create a beautiful statement in living rooms, bedrooms, and open spaces.

Yes! Every artwork arrives fully assembled with hanging hardware included. Simply unpack, hang, and enjoy your new piece of art — no extra framing or complicated setup required.

Our artwork is designed to bring both beauty and durability to your home. The elegant frame adds warmth, texture, and a refined finish, making each piece a timeless addition to modern and cozy interiors.

Most orders are delivered within5–8 business days after processing. Orders are fulfilled from our U.S. warehouse to provide a faster and smoother delivery experience.

Every piece is crafted with attention to detail, from the artwork printing to the frame finish. We carefully select materials that provide lasting beauty, durability, and a premium look for your home.